“Yeah.” “Cool, man.” Now Mike, if you just read that story, remember, I'm a comic.
I make people laugh for a living. I make up funny stories. I sincerely had an
enjoyable time with you. I think you are a very nice man. Please don't punch me
in the ...
Author: Wanda Sykes
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Wanda Sykes reduces people to tears -- tears of laughter. She's done so as a stand-up comic, a sitcom star, and a sports commentator for years now, and in the process she's gained a huge fan base nationwide. Now that she's conquered television, she's applying her genius to her first book, Yeah, I Said It. Here, Wanda presents hilarious and uncensored commentary on sex, family, politics, celebrities, and much more than she could ever say in a sound bite. But then again, she's a genius with a sound bite too. Here's what she says about men and football. "I used to think that football took place in this overbearing male-only environment that bled masculine domination. But the more I attend, the more I realize these football fans could actually be experiencing the straight man's gay pride parade. You see men painting each other's faces in bright colors. You see men proud to wear another man's last name on their shirt. You see some men wear no shirt at all....Hot wieners on every corner as you walk up to the main competition. Men open the back of their trunks for a little tailgating." Here's what she says about women: "Women are taking stripper classes in hopes their men will stop going to strip clubs....You can't compete with those strippers....You gotta have...the stripper mentality. In other words, the ability to lie like a dog for a measly buck. A stripper will tell your man anything for a dollar. 'Oow, I thought you were Brad Pitt.' " An uproarious and irreverent collection from one of today's foremost comedic talents, Yeah, I Said It is Wanda Sykes at her uncensored best. Here, she channels her sharp wit into funny bits on the truth as she sees it from the halls of government in Washington, D.C., to the red carpets and boardrooms of Hollywood. Imbued with her razor-sharp voice, these essays showcase Sykes's sidesplitting candor and her trademark brand of comedy.
Eric looks at the world through the prism of his black life in America.
Author: Eric Clayton
Eric looks at the world through the prism of his black life in America. He expresses himself in poetry and prose. He explores the humanity of the world and faith. Anger and love blended together and compiled from his Facebook posts over several years.He grew up in Chicago around mostly black people the first 13 years of his life. He was exposed to whites in high school in a limited and sometimes hostile manner. He went to a predominately white catholic college in Northeast Kansas and that is where his journey toward racial equity and moral truth began.
"Yeah, it's shelved until we figure out what's goin' on in this industry," Danger said
. "But the computer game is a gold mine for a cheap dick, what with lawsuits,
corporate espionage, and shysters peddling DRAMs they ain't got." RISC IS ...
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Beautifully illustrated on this 6x9" high-quality, soft matte cover filled with 110 lined pages, this blank lined journal notebook is perfect for writers, artists, students and note takers for use at school, home or work.
Author: Autumn Leaff
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Yeah . I was terribly depressed most of that time , but at the end of it I was
determined to file for divorce . ” “ Divorce , " I said . We walked a few feet down
the corridor . The next hallway started at room 241 and ran to 260 . Where the
hell were ...
Author: Tinker Marks
Publisher: New Victoria Pub
A tangled web of murdered philosophers, suspicious police, irate college officials - and frozen sperm.
Josh looked like he wanted to know but didn't want to ask now that I said it was a
stupid question. “Yeah, Ijust ... He asked. “Yeah, I hate talking about it though
because she told everyone about it and made it such a scandal.”I said. “Oh . . .
Author: A.D. Ford
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Would the world be a better place if women were in charge? Heads of state and world leaders are now women, they have changed the world to be how they want it to be. With women in charge they have stopped the days of mail order brides, now we live in a world of rental husbands. We live in a world where men are secondary, used for whatever women want. Men are trained to be whatever their owner wants them to be: enforcer, worker, bodyguard or personal slave. Sold into slavery when he was a baby, Scott Magentas life is to be seen not heard, to be touched but never loved. His life is filled with death and pain while he is forced to be nothing but a glorified one night stand for the rich and powerful. Slaves are treated like show animals, they make their owner money and if they misbehave they can be punished by their owner. When the whole world doesnt see you as a person how can you be one?
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“Yeah.” I said. I slowly walked to the lounge. I sat down neXt to Tom. Bill moved to
sit beside me. “Wow nice bracelet . . .” Tom said. “Yeah, Declan gave it to me . . .
the stones are from the in—between . . .” I said. “That's really pretty” Bill said.
Author: Jessica Field
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Why did this have to happen? Karly thought to herself. Karly has just moved away from her Father, with her Mother, to a small town where she meets Bill and Tom. Twins. Just as they come closer the world is taken over by ... A trailed story of Love and Death. Through an adventure, horror and emotional story about a seventeen year old girl and her two best friends; fighting through love, disaster and the Supernatural. What would your last wish be?
Yeah, I said. I did some research, he said. Did you know that your great-
grandfather, William Aloysius Morrison, was a ... When I told this to my parents
that evening, my mother crunched the ice in her scotch and told my dad, I told you
Author: Jacob Bacharach
Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company
“Bacharach has a great comic voice— shrewd, deadpan, and dirty—and The Bend of the World fears no weirdness.”—Sam Lipsyte “Mighty strange doings” mark the Pittsburgh of Jacob Bacharach’s audacious and hilarious debut novel, a town where “yeti, UFOs, rumors of orgiastic rites, intimations of the Mayan apocalypse and ‘psycho-temporal distortions’ add that extra zing to the bustling night life” (James Wolcott). On the edge of thirty, and comfortably adrift in life, Peter Morrison finds his personal and professional life taking a turn for the weird as his attempts to transition into adulthood are thwarted by conspiracies both real and imagined. In this madcap coming-of-age novel, where no one quite comes of age, Bacharach brings an “immensely entertaining” and “Vonnegut-like sensibility” (Library Journal ) to the “aptly surreal satire” (Dan Chaon) of hipsters, corporations, and American life in the adolescent years of the twenty-first century. “A disarming, intelligent and seriously funny debut,” The Bend of the World “marks the arrival of Jacob Bacharach as a writer to watch” (Bob Hoover, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette).
I know , " I said . “ I know you ' re talking to an agent , please tell him not to kill me
, please , all I want is a phone call . ... Yeah , ” I said , wiping away my tears , “
well , this is Joe Findlay , and I don ' t like what you ' ve been saying about me .
Author: Gary Eberle
Publisher: New Studies in Christian Ethic
A road-trip book for the 90s, a westward journey through the surreal landscape of the postmodern world.
The slums are their first main suspects to cover the whole thing , I said . Too bad
for the slummers , said Erick . ... Times changes everything . Isaac Hayes has
changed . Yeah , I said . You see , there is a saying in my language that if you
Author: Thomas Akare
Takes readers to the centre of the slums, offering a hard, realistic and unsentimental picture of life in poverty.
Yeah ? ” “ I mean , what ? Just fuckin ' ignore them ? They said , are you talking
about anything ? I said , ' Fuck , no . ' ” The cops grimaced . That kind of language
wouldn ' t make this tape the most jury - friendly evidence in the event that Rick ...
Author: Charles Jr Bosworth
On March 6, 1992, Elizabeth DeCaro, a 28-year-old mother of four was found dead in her own home, murdered execution-style with two bullets to the head. Her husband Rick was immediately suspect, having previously struck her "accidentally" with the family van after taking out a $100,000 life insurance policy on her. This book presents the true story of Elizabeth's family and their search for justice against the man who continued to play father to the children whose mother he had killed.
Ken was aware of all this, and when I ran into him in the locker room he asked
me how my arm felt. I said, "It's fine. It's bionic." He laughed and said, "It's okay?" I
said, "Yeah, I can throw." In a show of compassion he said, "Good you're up ...
Author: Jane Sumner
A humorous and insightful look at Sumner's experiences throwing batting practice for the Colorado Rockies baseball team. From Galarraga and Bichette, to Baylor and Leyland, it was an interesting and exciting six-year journey.