Sloppy SecondsSloppy Seconds

She called and came by a lot at first. John and even Sally got to know her well. This at first entertained them. Her repeated visits soon started to annoy. She told a lot of the dirty laundry. 19 sloppy seconds.

Author: Bob Benson

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781483655949


Page: 196

View: 989

A teen sex story without the teens or the gratuitous pool scene. A coming of age story now worrying about the expiration date more than the legal age. A once in a lifetime chance to make a second impression on your first loves. A Professor at a community college, a failed writer, a love refugee, 53 year old Dr. Tom Dawson gets a second chance at the dream. Would it even matter? This time even the cops would be called. Things and people change. It could be a sex comedy with a few shades of gray. It could just be a wild interlude preceding a boring retirement.

Sloppy SecondsSloppy Seconds

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Author: Tucker Max

Publisher: Blue Heeler Books

ISBN: 9781619610019



View: 567

Tucker Max's books-I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues-are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They've sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success. As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest," and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.

Sloppy SecondsSloppy Seconds

As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest," and arranged it here, in ...

Author: Tucker Max

Publisher: Blue Heeler Books

ISBN: 1619610027


Page: 288

View: 723

New York Times bestselling author Tucker Max has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time and culled out what you might call the "best of the rest" in his final set of 100% true, 100% exclusive stories. Tucker Max’s books—I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues—are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They’ve sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success. As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the “best of the rest,” and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don’t suck. So enjoy.

The Routledge Dictionary of Modern American Slang and Unconventional EnglishThe Routledge Dictionary of Modern American Slang and Unconventional English

30, February 1949: “A.V.G.Lingo” sloppy seconds noun sex with someone who has just had sex with someone else US, 1967 “G'wan,” said Jim, pushing the sailor toward the woman. “I don't mind sloppy seconds.” — Michael Rumaker, Gringos and ...

Author: Tom Dalzell

Publisher: Routledge

ISBN: 9781351765206


Page: 892

View: 980

The Routledge Dictionary of Modern American Slang offers the ultimate record of modern, post WW2 American Slang. The 25,000 entries are accompanied by citations that authenticate the words as well as offer examples of usage from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, television shows, musical lyrics, and Internet user groups. Etymology, cultural context, country of origin and the date the word was first used are also provided. In terms of content, the cultural transformations since 1945 are astounding. Television, computers, drugs, music, unpopular wars, youth movements, changing racial sensitivities and attitudes towards sex and sexuality are all substantial factors that have shaped culture and language. This new edition includes over 500 new headwords collected with citations from the last five years, a period of immense change in the English language, as well as revised existing entries with new dating and citations. No term is excluded on the grounds that it might be considered offensive as a racial, ethnic, religious, sexual or any kind of slur. This dictionary contains many entries and citations that will, and should, offend. Rich, scholarly and informative, The Routledge Dictionary of Modern American Slang and Unconventional English is an indispensable resource for language researchers, lexicographers and translators.

The Dictionary of Modern ProverbsThe Dictionary of Modern Proverbs

Sloppy seconds are for losers. 2001 Richard B. Rosse, The Love Trauma Syndrome (New York: Perseus) 13 5: “'Why did she get married so quickly,' he said, 'and to such a loser?' 'What does that make me, an even greater loser, ...


Publisher: Yale University Press

ISBN: 9780300136029


Page: 294

View: 156

Collects more than 1,400 English-language proverbs that arose in the 20th and 21st centuries, organized alphabetically by key words and including information on date of origin, history and meaning.

The Stall of Second ChancesThe Stall of Second Chances

'Oh, so Iget your sloppy seconds? No, thanks.' 'He isn'tmy sloppy seconds. We went on one date, had a drunken smooch and realized it wouldnever work out between us, so we'rejust friends. But he's a sweetheart. I think you'd like him.

Author: Dana Bate

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781472114617


Page: 432

View: 295

Sydney Strauss is obsessed with food. Not just with eating it – though she loves that too – but with writing about it as an aspiring cookery reporter. But food journalism jobs are more coveted than cupcakes, and so Sydney is stuck working for one of TV’s biggest egomaniacs – until she’s left scrambling for shifts at the local farmers’ market. Selling muffins at the Wild Yeast Bakery is hardly going to make her the next Nigella. But soon Sydney is writing the market’s weekly newsletter, and her quirky stories gain attention from a prominent food columnist. After years of being left on the shelf, she’s even dating again. And then Sydney gets a shot atthe story, one that could either make her career or burn it to a cinder – along with her relationship and her reputation...

A Second Bite at the AppleA Second Bite at the Apple

“Oh, so I get your sloppy seconds? No, thanks.” “He isn't my sloppy seconds. We went on one date, had a drunken smooch, and realized it would never work out between us, so we're just friends. But he's a sweetheart.

Author: Dana Bate

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

ISBN: 9781617732614


Page: 334

View: 585

"Bate's writing is smart and compelling." --Publishers Weekly From the acclaimed author of The Girls' Guide to Love and Supper Clubs comes a witty, honest novel, perfectly seasoned with both humor and heart, about daring to bite into the life you really want. . . Sydney Strauss is obsessed with food. Not with eating it—though she does that too—but with writing about the wonders of the gastronomic world, from obscure fruit hybrids to organic farming techniques. Since food journalism jobs are more coveted than Cronuts®, Sydney pays her bills working for one of TV's biggest egomaniacs—until she's left scrambling for shifts at a local farmers' market. Stacking muffins for the Wild Yeast Bakery isn't going to win her any James Beard awards. But soon Sydney is writing the market's weekly newsletter, and her quirky stories gain attention from a prominent food columnist. After years of putting her love life into deep freeze, she's even dating again. And then Sydney gets a shot at the story, one that could either make her career or burn it to a crisp—along with her relationship and her reputation. . . "A breezy, idiomatic voice." – Publishers Weekly "Full of humor and lots of genuine heart." – RT Book Reviews "In smart and crisp prose, Bate tells a winning story about food, love and second chances, with recipes appended. Great fun." - Booklist Praise for The Girls' Guide to Love and Supper Clubs "Bate deftly conjures up a witty, resilient heroine, surrounds her with delightful friends and frenemies, and sends them all on a rollicking quest for love and delicious food." --Kirkus "Engaging. . .Even Bate's implausible happy ending feels right." --Publishers Weekly (Starred Review) "The food—oh my goodness—the food! From the Dupont Circle farmers' market to the Maine Avenue Fish Market, Hannah leads readers on a culinary tour of D.C.'s locavore scene. Do not read this book hungry." --Washington Post

The JetsettersThe Jetsetters

What are you hoping to find on Sloppy Seconds? Do you want to get married? Have you participated in an orgy? What is your favorite fruit? Francine, reached via FaceTime—her visage grainy, orange lipstick arresting—confirmed that the ...

Author: Amanda Eyre Ward

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 9780241990919


Page: 352

View: 275

A family reunited on a holiday of a lifetime...what could possibly go wrong? A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A 2020 REESE WITHERSPOON HELLO SUNSHINE BOOK CLUB PICK When Charlotte Perkins enters the 'Become a Jetsetter' contest, she dreams of reuniting her estranged children: Lee, an almost-famous actress; Cord, a handsome Manhattan venture capitalist; and Regan, a harried mother who has never got over Charlotte's gift of a Weight Watchers voucher for her birthday. But when she wins that once in a lifetime trip, all doesn't exactly go to plan... As long-buried secrets are revealed, and lovers new and old appear, can these four lost adults find their way back to each other? And more importantly, can they do it without killing each other? A hilarious and deliciously sun-scented novel about the courage it takes to reveal our true selves and the pleasures and perils of family. __________________________________ WHAT READERS ARE SAYING ABOUT THE JETSETTERS 'This is the novel I never realized I absolutely needed! The Jetsetters had me from the very first page!' Amazon Reader 'Funny, yet sensitive and heartbreaking all at the same time. We can all identify with family crisis of some sort. And as we would in our own family, we root for them all, feel their pain and embarrassment, and hope they can put their baggage away and become better people and a new family' Amazon Reader 'What could possibly go wrong on a family cruise? Anything and everything. Funny and a little heart wrenching with characters that will be hard to forget. Happy reading!' Amazon Reader 'Ms. Ward writes at a lively pace as she weaves through the Perkins' trials and tribulations. For any fan of a well-written story that resonates with the reader long after you finish the final page, I highly recommend this book' Amazon Reader 'Amanda Eyre Ward creates a great escape. The Perkins family are all a hot mess that you can't help but watch' Amazon Reader

Urban DictionaryUrban Dictionary

I slang a 20 rock the other day. sloppy seconds 1. What you get when you kiss, date, or have sex with someone right after someone else did. When you take someone's leftovers. When thefraternity entered the bar the brothers were allowed ...


Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 9780740792144


Page: 352

View: 865 the slogan "Define Your World"--serves more than 1.5 million visitors each month. Perfect for those who want to pick up some new slang and those who want to translate it, Urban Dictionary is a gritty and witty look at our ever-changing language. is a wildly successful site that encourages users to define the world with their own unique terms. In Urban Dictionary, site founder Aaron Peckham culls his more than 170,000 definitions for the funniest, and most provocative phrases that define the modern slang scene. Within's lively lexicon are: * business provocative--Attire used to provoke sexual attention in the workplace. * compunicate--To chat with someone in the same room via instant messenging service instead of in person. * dandruff--A person who "flakes out" and ditches their friends. * wingman--A guy who takes one for the team by hooking up with a hot girl's ugly friend so his own friend can hook up with the hot girl. Perfect for those who want to pick up some new slang and those who want to translate it, Urban Dictionary is a gritty and witty look at our ever-changing language. Urban Dictionary covers the language that encompasses the trials and tribulations that anyone under 30 encounters--and leaves everyone over 30 scratching their heads but wanting to know more.

Notes on a SilencingNotes on a Silencing

In that case, she was referred to as sloppy seconds, and other boys might not be interested in the sloppy seconds of certain classmates. This taint was not known to work the other way around. No boy was some girl's sloppy seconds.

Author: Lacy Crawford

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9780316491549


Page: 400

View: 717

A "powerful and scary and important and true" memoir of a young woman's struggle to regain her sense of self after trauma, and the efforts by a powerful New England boarding school to silence her—at any cost (Sally Mann, author of Hold Still). When Notes on a Silencing hit bookstores in the summer of 2020, even amidst a global pandemic, it sent shockwaves through the country. Not only did this intimate investigative memoir usher in a media storm of coverage, but it also prompted the elite St. Paul's School to issue a formal apology to the author, Lacy Crawford, for its handling of her report of sexual assault by two fellow students nearly thirty years ago. In this searing book, Crawford tells the story of coming forward during the state investigation of the elite New England prep school decades after her assault, only to find for the first time evidence that corroborated her memories. Here were depictions of the naïve, hardworking girl she’d been, as well as astonishing proof of an institutional silencing. The slander, innuendo, and lack of adult concern that Crawford had experienced as a student hadn't been imagined; they were the actions of a school that prized its reputation above anything, even a child. This revelation launched Crawford on an extraordinary inquiry deep into gender, privilege, and power, and the ways shame and guilt are used to silence victims. Insightful, arresting, and beautifully written, Notes on a Silencing wrestles with an essential question for our time: what telling of a survivor's story will finally force a remedy? “Erudite and devastating… Crawford's writing is astonishing… Notes on a Silencing is a purposefully named, brutal and brilliant retort to the asinine question of 'Why now?'… The story is crafted with the precision of a thriller, with revelations that sent me reeling…” —Jessica Knoll, New York Times A Best Book of the Year: Time, NPR, People, Real Simple, Marie Claire, The Lineup, LitHub, Library Journal, BookPage, and Shelf Awareness A New York Times Book Review Notable Book A New York Times Book Review Editors’ Choice One of People Magazine’s 10 Best Books of the Year Semifinalist for a Goodreads Choice Award

Something in the Way The Complete CollectionSomething in the Way The Complete Collection

Sloppy seconds? I had to stop myself from laughing. That response didn't faze me at all. I'd never seen Manning as sloppy seconds, only as the man I loved. “You're not angry?” I asked. Tiffany set her pie down.

Author: Jessica Hawkins

Publisher: 518 Books, Inc.

ISBN: 9780998815558


Page: 1600

View: 565

“A tale of forbidden love in epic proportion…Brilliant”—New York Times bestselling author Corinne Michaels Lake Kaplan falls for a handsome older man—but then her sister sets her sights on him too. Includes the complete, USA TODAY bestselling forbidden series: Something in the Way, Somebody Else’s Sky, Move the Stars, and Lake + Manning. It was a hot summer day when I met him on the construction site next to my parents’ house. Under the sweat and dirt, Manning Sutter was as handsome as the sun was bright. He was older, darker, experienced. I had never even been kissed. We found something in each other that would link us in ways that couldn’t be broken…no matter how hard we tried. Because even though I saw Manning first, my older sister saw him next.

Mercy LilyMercy Lily

Have your sloppy seconds.” I step out of the silo and see the clearing sky. “I'm sick of you treating me so shitty,” I say. I swallow a lump in my throat. “We used to be friends. Go home, Emily. Sloppy Seconds and Trent are going riding ...

Author: Lisa Albert

Publisher: North Star Editions, Inc.

ISBN: 9780738730127


Page: 240

View: 230

Lily’s mother has slowly been losing herself to MS. When traditional treatment and other therapies fail, it becomes clear that she wants to die. In Oregon, the Death with Dignity Act allows a patient to make the decision to end their own life. Now Lily, a high school sophomore, has to make an unimaginable choice.

Hell of a HatHell of a Hat

Nowell and Wilson were members of a pre-Sublime teenage ska band called Sloppy Seconds. Nowell played guitar, a guy named Eric Ward sang lead, and Ruth Goodman, sister of eventual Sublime coconspirator and sometime drummer Marshall “Ras ...

Author: Kenneth Partridge

Publisher: Penn State Press

ISBN: 9780271090535


Page: 280

View: 772

In the late ’90s, third-wave ska broke across the American alternative music scene like a tsunami. In sweaty clubs across the nation, kids danced themselves dehydrated to the peppy rhythms and punchy horns of bands like The Mighty Mighty Bosstones and Reel Big Fish. As ska caught fire, a swing revival brought even more sharp-dressed, brass-packing bands to national attention. Hell of a Hat dives deep into this unique musical moment. Prior to invading the Billboard charts and MTV, ska thrived from Orange County, California, to NYC, where Moon Ska Records had eager rude girls and boys snapping up every release. On the swing tip, retro pioneers like Royal Crown Revue had fans doing the jump, jive, and wail long before The Brian Setzer Orchestra resurrected the Louis Prima joint. Drawing on interviews with heavyweights like the Bosstones, Sublime, Less Than Jake, and Cherry Poppin' Daddies—as well as underground heroes like Mustard Plug, The Slackers, Hepcat, and The New Morty Show—Kenneth Partridge argues that the relative economic prosperity and general optimism of the late ’90s created the perfect environment for fast, danceable music that—with some notable exceptions—tended to avoid political commentary. An homage to a time when plaids and skankin’ were king and doing the jitterbug in your best suit was so money, Hell of a Hat is an inside look at ’90s ska, swing, and the loud noises of an era when America was dreaming and didn’t even know it.

Street TalkStreet Talk

sloppy head adj. (sexual sl) new school 1. Oral sex performed on a male with a lot of saliva. ex: "Shortie known to give that sloppy head" sloppy seconds adj. (sexual sl) old & new school 1. A way describe the act of having sex with a ...

Author: Randy Kearse

Publisher: Randy Kearse

ISBN: 9780980097474


Page: 700

View: 706

Street Talk: Da Official Guide to Hip-Hop & Urban Slanguage is the most authentic slang language lexicon that interprets the hip-hop and urban slang dialect. Over 10,000+ enteries, you will find the word, term or metaphor followed by information from it's origin to contextual examples. Randy "Mo Betta" Kearse proves that he has his finger on hip-hop urban street culture with the Street Talk's 700+ pages, 10,000+ entries. This unique dictionary simplifies the complex hip-hop slang vernacular. What makes this dictionary so unique is, though gritty, it doesn't have entries that disrespect woman by referring to them as &itches nor does it have entries that include the N-word. Randy Kearse should be comended for the job he has done. Street Talk documents the intricate way that people communicate throughtout the hip-hop and urban culture. Street Talk should be called Webster's cool cousin.

Like No One ElseLike No One Else

As he turned and sauntered toward his cruiser, Jackson jeered, “How does it feel to have sloppy seconds?” Paulo chuckled, shaking his head. “Come on, man, you can do better than that. No man in his right mind would think of Tommie ...

Author: Maureen Smith

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

ISBN: 9780758250520


Page: 416

View: 803

She Can Run Ballet dancer Tommie Purnell has finally left her troubles behind her. After a devastating scandal derails her dancing career in New York, she flees to Houston for a fresh start. Once her new dance studio takes off, the rest of Tommie's life follows suit. But when a local woman connected to Tommie turns up dead, Tommie is petrified. . .and doesn't know where to turn. But She Can't Hide When veteran homicide detective Paulo Sanchez walks through her door, Tommie wonders if her troubles have just doubled. She and Paulo had a torrid attraction years ago. . .but she's sworn off men because of too many broken dreams. Yet their sizzling attraction can't be denied, and as their passion intensifies, the killer's body count also rises. That's when all clues point toward the one person Tommie thought she could finally believe in. . .

Cravings All TogetherCravings All Together

Consider these my sloppy seconds . 1 In a large skillet , heat the oil over medium heat . Add the onion and cook , stirring , until it begins to soften , 5 to 6 minutes . Add the garlic and cook , stirring , 1 more minute .

Author: Chrissy Teigen

Publisher: Clarkson Potter

ISBN: 9780593135433


Page: 256

View: 722

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • In her most personal cookbook yet, the bestselling author of Cravings shares food that will bring you joy and comfort—with a little help from her one-of-a-kind family. Chrissy Teigen has always found a big sense of fun in the kitchen, but more than ever, she turns to the stove for comfort and warmth. Now Chrissy shares the recipes that have sustained her and her family, the ones that made her feel like everything is going to be okay. Recipes for Cozy Classic Red Lentil Soup, ingenious Chrissy signatures like Stuffed PB&J French Toast and puff pastry–wrapped Meatloaf Wellington, and family favorites like her mom Pepper’s Thai-style Sloppy Joes and John’s Saturday-morning Blueberry Buttermilk Pancakes will have you feeling like you’re pulling up a chair to her table.

Second ChanceSecond Chance

Oh, yeah, sloppy seconds. Okay, that was pretty offensive. Forget his past. The present situation was simple. Her crush couldn't be reignited—because it had never died. The shy high schooler trapped inside her still wanted him.

Author: Gena Showalter

Publisher: HQN Books

ISBN: 9780369704863


Page: 384

View: 611

She’s never felt desired. He’s never craved a woman more…in this sizzling classic from New York Times bestselling author Gena Showalter. Previously published as Can’t Hardly Breathe. Dorothea Mathis has overcome the obstacles life tossed her way…but she can’t shake her long-standing crush on former Army Ranger Daniel Porter. The sexy bad boy is back in town and using her inn as a personal playground. She should kick him out, but his heated glances are making her stupid. No way she’ll give another chance to the man who didn’t want her in high school. Right? Daniel craves curvy Dorothea night and day, but all he can offer is a few no-strings nights to burn off a little steam. He’s learned to despise romance—love brings loss. Except, being with Dorthea only makes him burn for more. Winning her over won’t be easy, but he’ll fight to prove a second chance isn’t settling for second best. Read the entire reader-favorite Original Heartbreakers series: Book 1: The Secret Fling Book 2: Friends First Book 3: Enemies to Lovers Book 4: Second Chance Book 5: Can’t Let Go Book 6: Can’t Get Enough