The Redneck Night Before ChristmasThe Redneck Night Before Christmas



Verses based on Clement Clarke Moore's "The Night Before Christmas" depict a camouflage-clad Santa driving a pickup truck as he visits a Southern family in their mobile home.

Author: E. J. Sullivan

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ISBN: 1581732651

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Verses based on Clement Clarke Moore's "The Night Before Christmas" depict a camouflage-clad Santa driving a pickup truck as he visits a Southern family in their mobile home.

The Redneck Night Before ChristmasThe Redneck Night Before Christmas



Based on Clement Clarke Moore ' s The night before Christmas . ISBN 1 -
889372 - 00 - 5 1 . Santa Claus - Poetry . 2 . Christmas - Poetry . 3 . Rednecks -
Poetry . I . Moore , Clement Clarke , 1779 - 1863 . Night before Christmas . II .
Title .

Author: Ellen Sullivan

Publisher: Booksmart

ISBN: 1889372005

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"It was the night before Christmas, when all through the trailer park, not a pop-top was poppin', not even Ole Blue barked". So begins a hilarious version of the traditional St. Nick tale, featuring a redneck "Santy Claus" who visits Bubba and Earlene in their trailer. The perfect holiday gift or stocking stuffer. Full-color, detailed illus.

The Redneck Night Before ChristmasThe Redneck Night Before Christmas



Verses based on Clement Clarke Moore's "The Night Before Christmas" depict a camouflage-clad Santa driving a pickup truck as he visits a Southern family in their mobile home

Author: Ellen Sullivan

Publisher: Crane Hill Pub

ISBN: 157587069X

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Verses based on Clement Clarke Moore's "The Night Before Christmas" depict a camouflage-clad Santa driving a pickup truck as he visits a Southern family in their mobile home

Librarian s Night Before ChristmasLibrarian s Night Before Christmas



The author of Redneck Night Before Christmas , Trucker's Night Before Christmas
, Nurse's Night Before Christmas , Texas Mother Goose , Rock ' n ' Roll Dogs ,
and Texas Zeke and the Longhorn , Davis has earned widespread appeal for his
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Author: David Davis

Publisher: Pelican Publishing

ISBN: 1455607355

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A librarian is surprised Christmas Eve when Santa and his six elves come to her rescue in a red bookmobile to the library.

Gullah Night Before ChristmasGullah Night Before Christmas



... ( 1985 ) Texas Night Before Christmas ( 1986 ) Texas Alphabet ( 1988 ) Texas
Night Before Christmas Coloring Book ... St. Patrick's Day ( 1997 ) Redneck Night
Before Christmas ( 1997 ) Gullah Night Before Christmas ( 1998 ) Why Cowboys
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Author: Geraty, Virginia M.

Publisher: Pelican Publishing

ISBN: 1455605433

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A version, told in the Gullah dialect, of the familiar poem about the annual Christmas visit of Santa Claus in which "Sandy Claw" is represented by "Buh Rabbit."

Trucker s Night Before ChristmasTrucker s Night Before Christmas



" David R. Davis is an award-winning political cartoonist who lives deep in the heart of redneck country, where truckers constantly fly by. He also is the author of the best-selling Redneck Night Before Christmas, published by Pelican.

Author: David Davis

Publisher: Pelican Publishing

ISBN: 1565546563

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Ol St. Nick avoids smokies and snowflakes as he delivers radar detectors, goose-feather vests, and coupons for chicken-fried steaks.

Nurse s Night Before ChristmasNurse s Night Before Christmas



“The holiday-spirit-colored illustrations in this book will bring cheer to its readers.”—Review of Texas Books “It’s a new twist to an old tale.

Author: Collins, David R.

Publisher: Pelican Publishing

ISBN: 1455609781

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“The holiday-spirit-colored illustrations in this book will bring cheer to its readers.”—Review of Texas Books “It’s a new twist to an old tale. Sure to bring smiles to children of those in the medical field.” —Southern Scribe Reviews “With its perky, full-color illustrations by James Rice and a breezy takeoff on the original, this is an entertaining tidbit to place beneath the tree.” —The Sanford Herald Christmas Eve can be busy, especially for the head nurse at Angel Hope General Hospital. Too many patients, too little help, and a crowded ER all threaten to make this night before Christmas one big headache. It seems that nothing could bring holiday cheer to the patients and staff of this hectic hospital. That is, until the North Pole Rescue Team arrives! Saint Emergency Nick saves the day with eight helpful elves (certified RNs, of course), an ambulance-load of gifts, and well-deserved raises for the hospital staff. This updated holiday poem pays tribute to the hardworking men and women who take care of all of us—even on Christmas Eve.

Hillbilly Night Afore ChristmasHillbilly Night Afore Christmas



As he begins his journey homeward, a voice calls out loud and clear: %i"Merry Christmas, ole boy, Y'all come back, yuh hear!"%r Written in mountain-country dialect by Thomas Noel Turner, a native of the region and a professor of education ...

Author: Thomas Noel Turner

Publisher: Pelican Publishing

ISBN: 088289367X

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An adaptation in mountain dialect of the well-known poem about an important Christmas visitor.

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WRITINGS : A Redneck Night before Christmas , illustrated by James Rice ,
Pelican Publishing ( Gretna , LA ) , 1997 . Former political cartoonist for Madison
County Journal . Contributor of articles and cartoons to periodicals , including
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Writer s Guide to Book Editors Publishers and Literary Agents 2002 2003Writer s Guide to Book Editors Publishers and Literary Agents 2002 2003



From Pelican : Creating Ever - Cool : A Marketer's Guide to a Kid's Heart by Gene
Del Vecchio ; A Redneck Night Before Christmas by David Davis ( illustrated by
James Rice ) ; The Gardens of Florida by Steven Brooke and Laura Cerwinske .

Author: Jeff Herman

Publisher: Prima Lifestyles

ISBN: 0761530231

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This one-of-a-kind reference provides critical information on securing publishing contracts.

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E. J. Sullivan is the author of The Redneck Night Before Christmas and A
Redneck Christmas Carol ( Sweetwater Press ) . Under the name Ellen Patrick ,
she has also authored The Southern Rules ( Sweetwater Press ) , Help ! I'm
Southern ...

Author: E. J. Sullivan

Publisher: Cliff Road Books

ISBN: 1581733828

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Three tales of preserving Christmas spirit: A story of how the littlest snowman made sure there was snow for Christmas, a new edition of the classic Christmas song, and one of Santas elves learns the lasting value of a special Christmas gift.

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... author of The Southern Rules : The Advanced Course for Women Who Are
Serious About Taming the Male Beast " Dang good readin ' ! " - E . J . Sullivan ,
author of The Redneck Night Before Christmas and A Redneck Christmas Carol
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Author: Susan Murphy

Publisher: Crane Hill Pub

ISBN: 1575870649

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Smart, sharp-tongued, and hilarious, Murphy claims that if she couldn't laugh at the overwhelming pursuit of balancing family and career, she'd go under. From birthday extravaganzas at Chuck E. Cheese's to endless carpooling to karate, dance, Girl Scouts, and piano lessons, to the care and feeding of a neurotic dog, a cat with bladder problems, and a perpetually pregnant hamster -- meanwhile juggling her career as a journalist and teacher -- Murphy will make you laugh out loud as she tries her best at everything and doesn't quite seem to finish anything. Her solution? "If all else fails -- lower your expectations!"

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... s Heart by Gene Del Vecchio ; Get Quiet and Listen by Lorie Kleiner Eckert ; A
Little Book of Scottish Baking by Marion Maxwell ( illustrated by Catherine
McWilliams ) ; A Redneck Night Before Christmas by David Davis ( illustrated by
James ...

Author: Jeff Herman

Publisher: Prima Lifestyles

ISBN: 0761513531

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