Marrying the Ugly MillionaireMarrying the Ugly Millionaire



His bridetobe, a tiny dot below, whom he would marry just to climb the church, can stare up pipes until her neck is sore but she will never know who or what ...

Author: Sophie Hannah

Publisher: Carcanet

ISBN: 9781784100278

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Sophie Hannah is one of Britain's best-loved poets, a disarmingly witty, sharp-eyed chronicler of everyday life and its peculiarities. Her writing ranges across poetry, short fiction, children's literature, works of translation, and edited anthologies, including the 2014 The Poetry of Sex. She is also an internationally bestselling author of psychological crime fiction, and has written the first new Hercule Poirot novel to be authorised by the Agatha Christie estate. This book bring together for the first time all of Hannah's previous collection of verse, drawing on over 20 years of writing; accompanied by 27 new and uncollected poems, it will appeal to both the familiar reader and those discovering her work for the first time.

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"This book brings together for the first time all of Hannah's previous collections of verse, drawing on over 20 years of writing; accompanied by 27 new and uncollected poems."--Back cover.

Author: Sophie Hannah

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ISBN: 1784100269

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Page: 272

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Sophie Hannah is one of Britain's best-loved poets, a disarmingly witty, sharp-eyed chronicler of everyday life and its peculiarities. She is also an internationally successful author of psychological crime fiction. This book collects all of her previous collections of verse and also includes new and uncollected poems.

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Site Name Marry an Ugly Millionaire Category Lovey Dovey Stuff Weirdness Website marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com Having trouble finding ...

Author: Stuart McLean

Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing

ISBN: 9780857656612

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Page: 128

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There are 162,042,117,562 websites on the internet. Of these 161,983,424,031 can certainly be considered strange. But there are far fewer that are truly weird and even fewer that are what-on-earth-is-that-all-about-weird. This book brings together the weirdest of these weird sites for your amusement. When visiting the sites you will meet some rich, ugly people who desperately want to marry you, you will have the opportunity to join 'The Interplanetary Society for the Hard of Thinking' and you will be shown how to send a plague of wasps to 'destroy' those websites that you hate. So, power up that old cathode-ray tube and get surfing!This book features the following information given for each entry: site name, category, weirdness factor (ranging from one to five gremlins depending on the extent of the site's weirdness), website address, and comment.

Secret Men s BusinessSecret Men s Business



There is even an online dating agency called 'Marry an Ugly Millionaire'. Their spiel includes: “Many ugly people have other traits that make up for their ...

Author: Daniel Coleman

Publisher: Monsoon Books

ISBN: 9789814358644

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Page: 165

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There are hundreds of books written by women for women. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM. If men are supposedly from Mars and women from Venus, why do women get the bigger planet? Women are already responsible for about 80% of all retail spending and have most of the financial and emotional control in relationships. Guys everywhere are getting SCREWED – not just a little but a lot. It is time for the shocking truth to be told! WARNING: This book is by men and FOR MEN ONLY. It entertains, educates and pulls no punches - so please hide it from wives, girlfriends (or both?)!

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Author: Catherine E. Andriopoulos

Publisher: iUniverse

ISBN: 9780595478927

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Page: 124

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Catherine Andriopoulos moved from Connecticut to Florida in 2005. Her three grown sons reside in Connecticut. Writing for fun, is the foundation of her existence. The ultimate guide to meeting someone on the internet. Over 1500+ sites and 500+ categories, everything from Adults, Animal Lovers, Athletes, Baby Boomers, Beer Lovers, Bikers, Blondes, Blue Collared, Conservative-Politics, Disabled, European, Firefighters, Gay, Gemini, Gothic, Hillbilly, Italian, Jewish, Kentucky, Military, Nudist, Over 30, Prison, Professional, Quaker, Religious, Reptile, Senior, Smokers, Sports Fans, STD, Teddy Bears, Truckers, Ugly, Virtual Reality, Witches, Wine Lovers and many more

Fifty FiftyFifty Fifty



Her first collection was The Hero and the Girl Next Door (1996); Marrying the Ugly Millionaire: new and collected poems was published in 2015.

Author: Robyn Marsack

Publisher: Carcanet Press Ltd

ISBN: 9781784108793

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Page: 464

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A Book of the Year 2019 in The Morning Star. This is a rare glimpse into the inner workings of a small, ambitious press over a period of radical transformation in publishing. Each of Carcanet's fifty years is marked by an exchange of letters - handwritten, typed, and now emailed - between an author and the editor. Beginning in 1969 with the response to an invitation to subscribe to Carcanet for two guineas, the book traces Carcanet's progress and offers insight into the nature of literary editing. At its heart is the personal relationship of author and editor/publisher, the conflicts, friendships and vicissitudes that occur at the nexus between the work, its creator, publisher and reader. Poets are central, but fiction writers, translators, biographers and critics also contribute to the Carcanet ferment and firmament. Fifty Fifty celebrates the writers', readers' and editor's risks, passions and pleasures.

Death of a Greedy WomanDeath of a Greedy Woman



... and who end up marrying an ugly millionaire, not for his money, but for his power. The Crystals of this world like autocrats. Would she kill her aunt?

Author: M. C. Beaton

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9780446585507

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Page: 240

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From the author of the Agatha Raisin television series... Death of a Greedy Woman: A Hamish Macbeth Mystery There's not a cloud in Constable Hamish Macbeth's sky, just plenty of warm sunshine and not quite enough of beautiful Priscilla Halburton-Smythe. But as eight hopeful members of the Checkmate Singles Club converge on Tommel Castle Hotel for a week of serious matchmaking, the clouds roll in. The four couples, carefully matched by dating director Maria Worth, immediately dislike each other. The arrival of Maria's gross, greedy partner, Peta, kills the last vestige of romance. And as love goes out the window, murder comes in the door. Peta soon slurps up her last meal, and Hamish is left with a baffling puzzle: Who shared the fateful outing that left Peta dead with a big red apple in her mouth? Surely not of those singles...

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Marrying the Ugly Millionaire Here comes my mother carrying Dried flowers for my hair . This afternoon I'm marrying The ugly millionaire . Here is my sister with the veil . Everyone wants to share My lucrative unholy grail - The ugly ...

Author: Sophie Hannah

Publisher: Carcanet Press

ISBN: UOM:39015048915048

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Page: 64

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Combining traditional forms and those associated with modernism, this collection focuses on love, loss, and the different ways in which people - for better or worse - can be significant to each other.

Married to the Maverick MillionaireMarried to the Maverick Millionaire



“We all have secrets, Cal, but nothing about you—not even your secrets —can ever be ugly.” Quinn turned toward her and placed his hand on her cheek.

Author: Joss Wood

Publisher: Harlequin

ISBN: 9781488002151

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Page: 224

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She can marry the millionaire and keep her hands to herself…right? When Cal Carter needs a husband in name only, her childhood friend is the perfect pick. But on the other side of "I do," her sexy millionaire of convenience is much more man than she counted on! She can't stop thinking about their marriage bed… Especially when the millionaire in question is Quinn Rayne, world-famous heartthrob hockey coach. Quinn is grateful for Cal's proposal, which keeps the press at bay—but the sizzling passion between them is irresistible. All it takes is one stolen kiss at a masquerade ball to turn this convenient arrangement between friends into a red-hot affair… Married to the Maverick Millionaire is part of the From Mavericks to Married series.

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On Marry-an-Ugly-Millionaire-Online-Dating-Agency.com Dima: helso this is Dmitriy – who me talk Glitz2: Hi Dima – lets chat Dima: okay, nice of the person, ...

Author: Stuart McLean

Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing

ISBN: 9780857655493

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Page: 144

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At any point in time there are six million people watching football, eight million having sex, 87 million watching TV and a staggering 112 million talking via online chat rooms. And what are all these people chatting about? Mainly football, TV and sex. In chat rooms you will find a wonderful mix of people from around the world - some are disgustingly rich whilst others are unimaginably poor, some can be irritatingly intelligent but most are so intellectually challenged that they dribble over their keyboards. This creates a fantastic arena for some amusing wind-ups - simply enter a chat room, make a few ridiculous comments and see who takes the bait. This hilarious book is the result of hours upon hours spent in chat rooms taking the mick out of the more gullible chatties (people who frequent chat rooms and other interactive sites) - those who believe everything they come across on the internet, no matter how bizarre. "e;Chatroom Wind-Ups"e; is split into two parts. The first deals with chat rooms whilst the second deals with that other internet phenomenon - sites where you can pose a question and anyone who wants to can submit an answer. Another great opportunity for some fun!

Chat Room Wind UpsChat Room Wind Ups



This hilarious book is the result of hours upon hours spent in chat rooms taking the mick out of the more gullible chatties (people who frequent chat rooms and other interactive sites) - those who believe everything they come across on the ...

Author: Stuart McLean

Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing

ISBN: 9781848397026

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Page: 144

View: 445

At any point in time there are six million people watching football, eight million having sex, 87 million watching TV and a staggering 112 million talking via online chat rooms. And what are all these people chatting about? Mainly football, TV and sex. In chat rooms you will find a wonderful mix of people from around the world - some are disgustingly rich whilst others are unimaginably poor, some can be irritatingly intelligent but most are so intellectually challenged that they dribble over their keyboards. This creates a fantastic arena for some amusing wind-ups - simply enter a chat room, make a few ridiculous comments and see who takes the bait. This hilarious book is the result of hours upon hours spent in chat rooms taking the mick out of the more gullible chatties (people who frequent chat rooms and other interactive sites) - those who believe everything they come across on the internet, no matter how bizarre. "e;Chatroom Wind-Ups"e; is split into two parts. The first deals with chat rooms whilst the second deals with that other internet phenomenon - sites where you can pose a question and anyone who wants to can submit an answer. Another great opportunity for some fun!

Lazy Sod s Guide to PullingLazy Sod s Guide to Pulling



Do: Create a profile that makes you sound irresistible. Don't: Believe anyone's profile. Tip: Check out Marry-an-Ugly-Millionaire-Online-Dating-Agency.com.

Author: Stuart McLean

Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing

ISBN: 9781326467869

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This book is dedicated to the 11,742 wonderful lovers the author would have had if only this book had been available when he was a lad. It is a useful little guide covering all the pitfalls of the pulling game, with sections ranging from 'Why Pull?' to 'What Are Girls Looking For?' - all rounded off with a Pulling Quiz and an Agony Aunt Q&A session.

Who Wants To Marry a Millionaire Who Wants To Marry a Millionaire



His mouth twisted in amusement. Gemma Shultz was nothing if not original. She wore an off-the-rack outfit, no make-up, ugly shoes and horrid earrings.

Author: Nicola Marsh

Publisher: Harlequin

ISBN: 9780373177868

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Page: 192

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"Gemma fights for what she believes in. Her local beach is under threat from developers--so she's chained herself up suffragette-style in a dramatic protest against tycoon Rory Devlin. ... Gemma's usual dedication is being sidetracked by her inconvenient attraction to the big boss man himself"--P. [4] of cover.

Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire



The ugly duckling is becoming a swan. We are about to set off, when the sound of barking announces the arrival in the atrium of Astro and Cometa.

Author: Joanne Bonny

Publisher: Head of Zeus Ltd

ISBN: 9781838932954

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Page: 336

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Journalist Emma Fontana is in the middle of setting up a women's magazine called Revolution, when she discovers that her best friends have signed her up for the reality show Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? For ten days, eligible bachelor Marco Bernardi will host twenty girls in his villa and then choose one of them to be his bride. At first, Emma is furious, and sets off for Como with the intention of discrediting the whole show. But it isn't long before she finds herself caught up in the ridiculous thrill of it all. And then there's Marco's older brother Leonardo, who is as charming as he is suspicious of Emma's real intentions. As her feelings towards the Bernardi brothers become more complicated with each passing day, Emma finds herself wondering: does she want to marry a millionaire?

Why Marry a Millionaire Just Be One Why Marry a Millionaire Just Be One



Whatever your limiting beliefs might be, you may as well pack them all up into a big ugly cardboard box and label it one of these: My life was limited.

Author: Wendy Robbins

Publisher: Hay House, Inc

ISBN: 0578067927

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Page: 207

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If you like Oprah, The Secret, Think and Grow Rich, 4-Hour Work Week, Science of Mind, and are drawn to law-of-attraction work. you will absolutely love this book! Stop complaining about money and create a revolution! The problem most people have right now is not having enough balance, fulfillment, or money -- can you relate? Fifty percent of all divorces are about money; 95 percent of all people over 65 in the USA will be broke. If you keep doing what you've been doing, will you be able to retire with the lifestyle you dream of? That is what this book is about. Wendy Robbins went from having $10,000 of credit-card debt to making millions with The Tingler head massager. She and her partner made a lot of mistakes; and had no mentor, clients, system, or experience. She failed many times, so if she can do it, you can do it, too! Now you don't have to waste time or money, because Wendy will be your coach and show you how to develop a million-dollar mind-set! The first half of this book is about how to master this mind-set--how to create the wow of now, and how to live and love richly. Wendy will show you how to make money doing what you love. You will also discover how to overcome your fears and doubts, improve your leadership skills, and live like a millionaire even if you're broke. The second half of the book is full of practical, proven, step-by-step million-dollar systems that will teach you how to make money and how to pitch your ideas to buyers and investors so they beg you to do business with them. Would you like to know those secrets? Then start reading . . . now!

Whitaker s Shorts 2016 The Year in ReviewWhitaker s Shorts 2016 The Year in Review



... produced poetry of poignancy, dark humour and technical virtuosity. Sophie Hannah's Marrying the Ugly Millionaire (Carcanet) was a volume of new poems.

Author: Bloomsbury Publishing

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

ISBN: 9781472922007

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Page: 120

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Now in its 148th edition Whitaker's Almanack is the definitive reference guide containing a comprehensive overview of every aspect of UK infrastructure and an excellent introduction to world politics. Available only as ebooks, Whitaker's Shorts are selected themed sections from Whitaker's 2016: portable and perfect for those with specific interests within the print edition. Whitaker's Shorts 2016: The Year in Review includes a digest of the 2014-15 year's events in the UK and abroad and articles covering subjects as diverse as Archaeology, Conservation, Business and Finance, Music, Dance, Film and Weather. There is also an A-Z listing of all the results for the major sporting events from Alpine Skiing through to Fencing, Football, Horse Racing, Rugby, Polo and Tennis.

Weekly World NewsWeekly World News



By TIM STERN A judge ordered a millionaire playboy to marry a horrifyingly ugly woman or hang after he hit and killed her sister while driving drunk!

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Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.

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... Cone Preservation Society marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com — Golddiggers unite ladiesagainstfeminism.com - Popular with men, probably ...

Author: Mark Hanks

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 9781407074238

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Page: 336

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Usefully Useless is a gloriously diverse volume dedicated to the most engrossing trivia in the world. Guaranteed to excite the curiosity and amuse, its pages are filled with the sort of remarkable information you would never learn, but will be overjoyed to discover. Each fact is irresistibly fun and fascinating - the essence of anecdote and dinner-party conversation that is essential in the adult world - and, above all, usefully useless. Guaranteed to improve your mind, Usefully Useless contains a wealth of miscellany on a vast range of topics, including Literature, Geography, Food, Science, the Natural World, Sport and Politics - from the export of frogs' legs to the longest Monopoly game completed in the bath. Usefully Useless provides answers to such eternal questions as: What was Margaret Thatcher's favourite sitcom? Which British league football team's name has no letters that one could colour in with a pen? How many calories do you consume when you lick a stamp? What was the original colour of Coca-Cola? Which key do toilets flush in? Find out these answers and many, many more in Usefully Useless, the essential guide to the facts you never thought you'd need to know.