Golf JokesGolf Jokes



These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with.

Author: Chester Croker

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ISBN: 1694940764

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Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes

Golf Jokes for LadiesGolf Jokes for Ladies



This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities.

Author: Charlotte Croker

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ISBN: 1705878121

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Page: 96

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This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.

Adult Golf JokesAdult Golf Jokes



Here you will find plenty of rude and crude funny adult golf jokes.These mucky smutty coarse golfing jokes will make you smile that's for sure.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very ...

Author: Chester Croker

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 1087400015

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If you're looking for funny adult golfing jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Here you will find plenty of rude and crude funny adult golf jokes.These mucky smutty coarse golfing jokes will make you smile that's for sure.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best adult golfing jokes and puns. Hopefully these dirty golf jokes won't drive you around the bend.Buy it now.

501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions



Perhaps the biggest andfunniest joke related to thisbook is my own golf score. I
don't wanttosay I'm abad golfer, but when clients askmewhat my handicap is,
Itellthem Iown clubs— that's my handicap! When Igolf, emergency sirens gooff in
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Author: Franklin Dohanyos

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

ISBN: 9780806536507

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First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Golf Jokes and Stories Funny Reflections on GolfGolf Jokes and Stories Funny Reflections on Golf



Makes picking a vacation so much easier because we never go anywhere where
we can't play golf. ... at private clubs mostly, where on Sundays, women play with
their husbands and Saturday 36 Golf Jokes and Stories from Team Golfwell.

Author: Team Golfwell

Publisher: Team Golfwell

ISBN: 9798725599190

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Page: 122

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“HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!” “VERY FUNNY FOR GOLFERS - THE SPORT I LOVE!” Team Golfwell created and administers “Golf Jokes and Stories,” a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 110,000 members in a short time. Some of the selected material is edited for spelling, etc., and some has been left “as is” as we didn’t want to change them. The selected group members' posts, replies, comments, jokes, and stories are amazingly creative and funny. Read on and you will see what we mean…

Golfing JokesGolfing Jokes



A collection of anecdotes, jokes and humorous tales relating to the golfing world, covering the subjects of Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden, Titters on the tee, Fourballs, Mixed Fours, Caddies, the 19th Hole and some general facts and ...

Author: Dilwyn Phillips

Publisher: Ylolfa

ISBN: 1847712304

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Page: 123

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A collection of anecdotes, jokes and humorous tales relating to the game of golf, covering the subjects of Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden, Titters on the Tee, Fourballs, Mixed Fours, Caddies, the 19th Hole and some general facts and fiction. Tiger Woods also gets a mention.

A Classic Collection of Golf Jokes QuotesA Classic Collection of Golf Jokes Quotes



The All - New Clean Joke Book Awesome Animal Jokes for Kids Jest Another
Good Clean Joke Book Over the Hill & on a Roll The Awesome Book of Bible
Trivia Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids Phillips ' Awesome Collection of
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Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Pub

ISBN: 0736906940

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Page: 175

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Golfers know they have to laugh at themselves or theyre in big trouble! To help them along, bestselling author Bob Phillips has gathered together terrific golf-related quotes and jokes, including:He has given up golf for painting(it takes fewer strokes.(Bob HopeMy game is so bad that the flags ought to be at half-staff.(Al MelestaSome golfers blast their ball from traps; with one adroit explosion; but others, out in ten perhaps; depend upon erosion.(Richard ArmourReaders will tee up for 18 holes worth of hilarity in a book where laughter is par for the course!.

The 365 Funniest Golf JokesThe 365 Funniest Golf Jokes



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Publisher: Citadel Press

ISBN: 0806516887

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Page: 262

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From unforgettable anecdotes to insispensable one-liners, here are hundreds of jokes culled from a lifetime of looking for laughs on the links. You can land a hole in one with your humor every day of the year with "The 365 Funniest Golf Jokes: " useful material for wags at the nineteenth hole and always an on-par gift.

Golf JokesGolf Jokes



In Golf Jokes, Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you.

Author: Joshua Shifrin

Publisher: Skyhorse

ISBN: 1510767045

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Page: 192

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In Golf Jokes, Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Shifrin takes you from the fairway to the green and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice. Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they’re white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore! What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman. Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course. Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole. And many more! The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!

Just JokesJust Jokes



It will bring a smile to the face of any adult golfer and he’ll love you for the laughs it brings! He or she can share these stories with golfing friends, or on the 19th hole, or anytime!

Author: Team Golfwell

Publisher: Team Golfwell

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Page: 110

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A hilarious book that makes a memorable gift for any occasion. It will bring a smile to the face of any adult golfer and he’ll love you for the laughs it brings! He or she can share these stories with golfing friends, or on the 19th hole, or anytime! A great book to keep on the nightstand, read while traveling, or anytime! While an occasional funny joke helps brighten the mood, laughter helps a golfer play better. It’s been scientifically proven that laughter causes the body to send more oxygen to the tissues. In fact when laughter is combined with exercise even more oxygen flows throughout the body. A Loma Linda University Study proved laughter produces brain waves like being in a state of meditation and makes a golfer think more clearly and have more integrative thoughts, especially after a bad shot or that missed short putt. Laughter has also been shown to break a state of negativity and is extremely helpful in treating Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. He’ll love you for the fun and enjoyment this book brings! Get it now! Happy golfing from TeamGolfwell.com Adults only. Tags: joke books, golf gifts, golf jokes, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humour, golf accessories, perfect golf gifts, golf quotes, golf courses, country clubs, golf club book, golf book, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, gifts for the man who has everything, golf gifts for women, golf joke books, golf instruction, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for women, gifts for golfers.

Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway WisdomAnother 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom



From the links to the locker room, the Stewarts provides another round of great golfing stories, jokes and tidbits.

Author: Sheila Stewart

Publisher: Acadia Scale Press

ISBN: 0965685624

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Page: 148

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From the links to the locker room, the Stewarts provides another round of great golfing stories, jokes and tidbits.

A Round of Golf JokesA Round of Golf Jokes



For all golf addicts from the duffer to the pro - this little book is packed with the best jokes and funniest quotations. Illustrated by Bill Sott's hilarious cartoons.

Author: Helen Exley

Publisher: Helen Exley Gift Books

ISBN: 1846342287

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Page: 64

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For all golf addicts from the duffer to the pro - this little book is packed with the best jokes and funniest quotations. Illustrated by Bill Sott's hilarious cartoons.

Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf JokesFascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes



Another Golfwell Treasury of the Absolute Best in Golf Stories, and Golf Jokes
Team Golfwell. Contents 1. CELEBRITY GOLF STORIES AND JOKES....... 1 2.
GOLF STORIES – About Dads........................ 23 3. LAUGH OFFA BAD SHOT -
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Author: Team Golfwell

Publisher: Team Golfwell

ISBN: 9781541223936

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Page: 230

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Intriguing golf stories and adult golf jokes for your entertainment or it makes a great gift for the adult golfer. He'll love you for the warmhearted stories and the laughs this book brings. Interesting little known stories about Tiger, Rory, Arnie, Brooks, and others PGA Tour golfers as well as celebrity golfers like Bill Murray and many others with thought-provoking and intelligent quotes on golf as well as life in general. Tags: golf stories, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, funny golf gifts, golf humour, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, best learn golf books, learn how to play golf book, golf jokes, golf gifts for men desk, golf gifts for grandpa, golf gifts for men indoor, golf gifts for men under 20, retirement golf gifts, best golf gifts for men, best golf gifts for women, learn golf, professional golf instruction books, personalized golf gifts for men, golf swing books, golf instruction book, golf humor, golf accessories, best golf books, best golf gift, golf books coffee table, golf book gifts for men, golf book gifts for women, new golf books, golf books short game, golf books mental game, golf putting books, best golf putting books, great golf book, top golf books, new golf books, discount golf books, golf books for beginners, mental golf books, golf books top seller, classic golf books, top 10 golf books, new release golf books, latest golf books Second in the series of Golf Jokes. See "Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book" for the first book in this series ISBN 978-1530123544 for more adult golf jokes. Lots of laughs and puts everyone in a good mood. Adults Only. Tags: Young golfer books, books for young golfers, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, funny golf gifts, golf humour, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, best learn golf books, learn how to play golf book, golf jokes, golf gifts for men desk, golf gifts for grandpa, golf gifts for men indoor, golf gifts for men under 20, retirement golf gifts, best golf gifts for men, best golf gifts for women, learn golf, professional golf instruction books, personalized golf gifts for men, golf swing books, golf instruction book, golf humor, golf accessories, best golf books, best golf gift, college golf. golf scholarships, golf book gifts for men, golf book gifts for women, new golf books, golf books short game, golf books mental game, golf putting books, best golf putting books, great golf book, top golf books, new golf books, discount golf books, golf books for beginners, golf books top seller, classic golf books, top 10 golf books, new release golf books, latest golf books, famous golf books,

Country LifeCountry Life



T is a curious thing that there are so few golfing jokes or cut out from the tee with
his driver so magnificent a divot that it stories . I can imagine somebody reading
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